You look a bit familiar but I can't place you, sorry. But it's a pleasure to meet you, Aveline. Especially in the circumstances, you're one of the only people here who's speaking sense so far and I'm immensely grateful.
As for where I am...let's see, there's a sign over there saying Santa Monica State Beach Park. There's a few stores behind me selling...hot dogs? Why would anyone want to buy a hot dog? Isn't that kind of cruel to the dog? Anyway, I'm sitting on a huge white chair with "Lifeguard" written above it. I could move but I'm probably more visible here. Maker help me. Um, can you work with that?