Tripod
I didn't say anything of the sort, so you can fuck yourself right now. I'm not so god damned arrogant that I presumed I was the only man in her life, let alone the most important man in her life.
Joke. Right. Okay then. We'll just chalk it up to sleep deprivation and supreme crankiness.
Hey, I was being friendly. It ain't like I offered to give her a free breast exam.