That's too bad. I could try to teach you, if you still want to learn. I've never tried to teach anyone before, but we could probably figure it out. It's wonderful. Especially flying.
I'd love to meet more elves. And I promise I won't laugh at your poetry. If it helps, I don't know good poetry from bad, so you're probably safe from me!
It says something about Lincoln Pet Care and has...I guess these numbers and words could be an address? It does say London towards the end, so that's probably where I am, you're right.