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Phoebe | Phoibe | Radiance | "Gold-Crowned" (quetehagamujer) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2011-07-01 21:18:00

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craig, phoebe

Do you prefer Craig or Fact Sphere, dear? I'd very much like to cook for you; I'm sure you may be interested in a wide variety of foods, and I am more than capable in the kitchen. I spoke with GLaDOS, and she gave her blessing, if that is reassuring to you.

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	teslacize 2011-07-02 02:37 am UTC (link)
	Food does appear to be a newly acquired necessity of mine. The blue whale's tongue is the size of an elephant. Rats can't throw up. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	quetehagamujer 2011-07-02 02:40 am UTC (link)
	We'll try many kinds, then. Here's my [address]. I can hook you up with a portkey after I clean up a bit, how's that sound? An elephant weighs around 5400 pounds. Rats didn't carry the Black Death, as they have gone down in infamy for, but the fleas on them were the actual perpetrators. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teslacize 2011-07-02 02:43 am UTC (link)
	It takes 25,000 more molecules to determine the taste of something than it does to smell it. It seems much more efficient to spend time creating perfumes to smell, and to consume meals as a simple pill. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

quetehagamujer
2011-07-02 02:50 am UTC (link)

It would make more sense, you are correct, to consume food in a simple manner. However, no man is Willy Wonka, and no man can live on candy, so it is currently unthinkable. Astronauts often life off of a similar idea of food, however. Nutrient-packed, vacuum-sealed foods that are mashed into pastes and can last an extraordinarily long time, if memory serves me as well as it generally does.

Food is not always about merely consuming nutrients or "refueling" the body, truthfully. Food is a grand part of culture and heritage, something my people have passed down since creation, and something that can be very wonderful or very disgusting. Cooking is a good thing to understand well and to perform regularly, particularly if you live alone and cannot afford to eat out every day, like myself. Fast food is not really food in its purest regard. No, food is about flavour, drink is about complimenting it, and dessert is about the end of a good meal and sweetness to finish it.

I can show you what real food is like, and you can taste as much as you'd like. I'm sure those extra 25k molecules are dying for a work out!

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