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Penelope Garcia knows your password. (all_knowing) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2011-06-28 22:57:00

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isabela, penelope garcia

Isabela: HELP. ME.

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	Penelope rivainipirate 2011-06-29 04:00 am UTC (link)
	Last time you said HELP at me, Jack suddenly became fifteen. Don't be telling me Haley suddenly appeared. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Isabela all_knowing 2011-06-29 04:02 am UTC (link)
	... what? No. You hush, you and Hotch are going to get married one day and live happily ever after. I, on the other hand, will die of sexual frustration. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Penelope rivainipirate 2011-06-29 04:06 am UTC (link)
	Let's not jump to conclusions. But oh, the shoe's on the other foot now, is it? Is Sebastian being horrible on purpose? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Isabela all_knowing 2011-06-29 04:09 am UTC (link)
	Oh, please, I'm not jumping, I'm tiptoeing. I've seen how he looks at you. Not on purpose, no. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Penelope rivainipirate 2011-06-29 04:10 am UTC (link)
	What's going on, darling? I mean, is there anything I can help with, or do you just want a bosom to cry on? I can do either, you know that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Isabela all_knowing 2011-06-29 04:13 am UTC (link)
	Ann Summers trip? Every time he nibbles my neck I break a vibrator. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Penelope rivainipirate 2011-06-29 04:16 am UTC (link)
	Of course, kitten. You were so helpful when the shoe was on the other foot. And I don't know, do you want me to talk to Sebastian or something? I even promise to be subtle. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Isabela all_knowing 2011-06-29 04:18 am UTC (link)
	What, how would that help? 'Sebastian, darling, please shag Penelope because she's practically in love with you and thinks of you so often your name may as well be sewn on her knickers.' Yeah. That'll go over awesome. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Penelope rivainipirate 2011-06-29 04:21 am UTC (link)
	I could tell him that. Though seriously, what is the problem? Has he told you? He fancies you. I know that. Aaron knows that. Blind old men know that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Isabela all_knowing 2011-06-29 04:31 am UTC (link)
	He told me he cares. Right before his maid caught us making out. He was nibbling my neck in that spot that kind of turns me into a puddle. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Penelope rivainipirate 2011-06-29 04:32 am UTC (link)
	Then why doesn't he find his bollocks and go further? Honestly, to do that to you and hold back isn't entirely fair. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Isabela all_knowing 2011-06-29 04:34 am UTC (link)
	He doesn't know how he cares about me. I think he's conflicted on the friend vs. girlfriend front. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Penelope rivainipirate 2011-06-29 04:37 am UTC (link)
	Mm. That's a fair thing, but at the same time, Andraste's ass. I feel like slapping him for going on and off with you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Isabela all_knowing 2011-06-29 04:41 am UTC (link)
	I don't mind waiting, I just think I might die first. (Reply to this) (Parent)