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the only water in the forest is River Song (todayistheday) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2011-06-25 20:44:00

Entry tags:

amy pond, eleventh doctor, river song

Sweetie, honestly. Starting a riot in Rome? Not your best day. You're supposed to inspire good things, not riots and orgies.

Though I didn't mind the orgy part so much.

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	girl_who_waited 2011-06-26 01:12 am UTC (link)
	It is impossible to keep him out of trouble. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	todayistheday 2011-06-26 02:04 am UTC (link)
	That's putting it mildly, I fear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	girl_who_waited 2011-06-26 02:05 am UTC (link)
	True. Where do you want to go next? It's your turn to pick. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	todayistheday 2011-06-26 02:23 am UTC (link)
	Perhaps the 1920s? I've always wanted to meet flappers in person. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	girl_who_waited 2011-06-26 02:25 am UTC (link)
	Oh, that sounds fun. I'm sure the Doctor can get in loads of trouble there! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	todayistheday 2011-06-26 02:29 am UTC (link)
	As long as he keeps his hands off the girls in the short skirts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	girl_who_waited 2011-06-26 02:32 am UTC (link)
	Is that generally a problem? In my experience that's not the type of trouble he normally gets into. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	todayistheday 2011-06-26 02:34 am UTC (link)
	If you leave him alone for too long, he gets married. Or almost married in some cases. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	girl_who_waited 2011-06-26 02:36 am UTC (link)
	He's been married?! Really? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	todayistheday 2011-06-26 02:39 am UTC (link)
	Oh yeah. Elizabeth I, Marilyn Monroe, and almost Joan of Arc. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	girl_who_waited 2011-06-26 02:43 am UTC (link)
	I love spending time with you, I always learn new interesting things! So he really just marries them and then leaves? Maybe we should ask to go meet one of them. Though, in this alternative universe I wonder if they'd remember him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	todayistheday 2011-06-26 02:49 am UTC (link)
	Just you wait. I've got plenty more where that's concerned. Most of the time, yes. Sometimes he gets annulments, but mostly he just runs away. We could always go and see. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	girl_who_waited 2011-06-26 02:51 am UTC (link)
	Always running. I think it would be hard to talk him into it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	todayistheday 2011-06-26 06:04 pm UTC (link)
	That's the way we like it. You'd be surprised really. And most women don't really take no for an answer when it comes to him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	girl_who_waited 2011-06-26 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	Very much so! He does have a hard time saying no, sometimes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	todayistheday 2011-06-26 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	He's a bit like a five year old. A really old five year old. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	oldbutnew 2011-06-26 11:29 am UTC (link)
	Well, to some people, riots and orgies are good things. All a matter of perspective, you know, and, uh... stuff. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	todayistheday 2011-06-26 06:03 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't think you were one for orgies, sweetie. But if you'd like to try, we can always give it a go. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oldbutnew 2011-06-26 06:07 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't mean to me personally, I meant for the more... decadent people, like Roman society-type people, because orgies aren't really a Time Lord thing. Think Rassilon might've tried to outlaw them once when he was bored. Besides, I'm mostly a one-person Time Lord. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	todayistheday 2011-06-26 06:15 pm UTC (link)
	You're still inciting them to lustful and violent acts. You should try to be less.. you. Says your many ex-wives. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oldbutnew 2011-06-26 06:19 pm UTC (link)
	That'd only happen if I regenerate into something that isn't me. Which would be very confusing, and would probably make some small universe explode because of how little sense it makes. I'm an old man, River. That's why I've managed to accidentally marry so many people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	todayistheday 2011-06-26 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	Like a woman? Spoilers, sweetie. I know, it's very endearing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

oldbutnew
2011-06-26 06:38 pm UTC (link)

If I regenerated into a woman, I think Romana would break the timelock on the Time War for the express purpose of slapping me so hard I'd become a man again.

Sometimes it's just because I don't remember the local customs. Like the first time - how was I meant to know that making cocoa together meant engagement to the Aztecs? Of course, I know it now, but I was a lot younger back then...

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	todayistheday 2011-06-26 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	I have no doubt that she would. I'd be amused though. That's got to count for something. Maybe you should keep a handy dandy notebook around so that you don't forget the big stuff like that. I have one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oldbutnew 2011-06-27 07:39 am UTC (link)
	I have a diary somewhere in the TARDIS, haven't looked at it for a century or so. If the swimming pool being in the library didn't damage it, might start using it again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	todayistheday 2011-06-27 07:04 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe you should, if it will keep you from accidentally starting orgies again. (Reply to this) (Parent)