Right, erm, I have a somewhat odd invitation for you lot.
The upshot is, I've apparently got a son. Well. Jack is Aaron's son with his first wife, but he just appeared in this time. And he says I help raise him. I'm sure I don't need to go on. The point is, Aaron's suggested that he'd like to meet you. At the flat - [address] - at [time], in a few days.
I can't very well stop it, but I'm asking. As a friend. Please don't make me look too bad. I don't know what kind of bloody lunacy he's afflicted with, but I can't this matters a lot to me. Please.