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Tweak says, "Momma, momma, can't you see?"

Wheatley (sayapple) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2011-06-04 01:07:00

Entry tags:

john connor, kyle sarea, robert winchester, tachikoma, wheatley

...hello?
~~Oh no, I've broken it again~~

Hello! Hi, ah... I think this is the right place, this time. I hope.

There's this Nigerian fellow who says I owe him quite a lot of money and I'm really not sure what to do. Does this... does this happen often?

Anyone?

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	sayapple 2011-06-05 12:48 am UTC (link)
	...other cores? You mean there's more of us? Please say Rick isn't here, he always says something about putting hair on my chest and sends gifs of people being smacked in the arse with towels. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dirtywhiteboy 2011-06-05 01:59 am UTC (link)
	Rick isn't here - though oddly enough he sounds a lot like my father. But no, no, think worse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sayapple 2011-06-05 02:09 am UTC (link)
	...Fact Core? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dirtywhiteboy 2011-06-05 02:13 am UTC (link)
	Think about who hates you most and would like to kill you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sayapple 2011-06-05 02:34 am UTC (link)
	No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dirtywhiteboy 2011-06-05 02:37 am UTC (link)
	Sorry to say. She probably hasn't said anything because she's running an Experiment of Super Importance. I'd hide. Or get her a gift basket. She hates me because I sound like you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sayapple 2011-06-05 02:41 am UTC (link)
	Ohhhh, no no no no no. No! I refuse to accept it. No. Not possible, not happening, if I pretend hard enough, maybe it won't be true. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dirtywhiteboy 2011-06-05 02:43 am UTC (link)
	I doubt that's going to work out so well for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sayapple 2011-06-05 02:49 am UTC (link)
	...what if I get very, very far away? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dirtywhiteboy 2011-06-05 02:58 am UTC (link)
	That sounds like a much better plan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sayapple 2011-06-05 03:46 am UTC (link)
	You've got to help me! I need a new identity. Another new identity, I mean. And maybe a hat. And a beard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dirtywhiteboy 2011-06-05 03:49 am UTC (link)
	Yes. A beard will confuse her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sayapple 2011-06-05 03:58 am UTC (link)
	And maybe some very dark glasses. Yes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dirtywhiteboy 2011-06-05 04:03 am UTC (link)
	And learn how to not talk, since she knows your voice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sayapple 2011-06-06 02:25 am UTC (link)
	...duly noted. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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