Uzza
This form? My get-out-of-being-called-evil card. Usually works.
. . . Ah. I'm sorry, then. I'll try not to use any trite but ~meaningful~ quotes in regard to the matter, but you have my sympathies. Technically, my boyfriend should have died of old age.
Did I mention that I found out because my hand accidentally got cut off during said first talk, they reattached it, and I still denied what just happened? It was kinda stupid of me.