Getting a job would require a schedule. I have lost every single job I've ever had due to having to take off for some emergency or another, and getting back to find a pissy boss who doesn't care that my sister had a heart attack and that I needed to rush her to the hospital and. . . yeah. Well, okay, I lost one other job due to biting the fuck out of my boss's neck, but that was after I died.
. . . Unless you meant 'you should be a whore,' in which case I'm inclined to agree. Unfortunately, I'm a major slut, and people tend not to buy the cow when they can get the milk for free. Honestly, I'm considering seeing if I can just be a freelance bartender for parties and stuff.