I have more than once made the mistake of trying to feel how soft someone's pants were by choosing their butt as a sample area. It was usually an honest accident.
Summonancer. Not too good in PVP, but it's nice to sit back and let the minions do the work for you. And I keep my game unpatched so I can have a billion minions running around. Newer computers = no more Lagomancer worries.