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Tweak says, "poke"

Kokabiel (starofgod) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2011-04-11 22:34:00

Entry tags:

kokabiel, lilo pelekai, michael

I took Samson to LA with me when I had an errand to run, and three guys slipped me their numbers.

They're all gay, and want to play with my dog.

Sigh.

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	quisutdeus 2011-04-12 03:44 am UTC (link)
	That happens to me sometimes, only it's usually a euphemism. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	starofgod 2011-04-12 03:47 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I got that. And I mean, I don't need the numbers, but I'm just sayin'. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quisutdeus 2011-04-12 04:00 am UTC (link)
	Hey, if it doesn't work out with us, I can always steal those digits from you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	starofgod 2011-04-12 04:07 am UTC (link)
	True, I know you'll fuck anything willing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quisutdeus 2011-04-12 04:08 am UTC (link)
	Yet you like me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	starofgod 2011-04-12 04:11 am UTC (link)
	Call me crazy, I seem to know how to keep you coming back. You coming to Mexico City tonight to get your dog? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quisutdeus 2011-04-12 04:12 am UTC (link)
	I might come visit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Michael starofgod 2011-04-12 04:22 am UTC (link)
	Please come by. It's been a few days, and there's a new Triunfo del Amor on tonight. The DVR got La Reina del Sur from Sunday, too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kabie quisutdeus 2011-04-12 04:29 am UTC (link)
	Love you too, kiddo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Michael starofgod 2011-04-12 04:36 am UTC (link)
	You're a sap, old man. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	means_family 2011-04-12 06:32 pm UTC (link)
	Your dog should come play with my dog! And my piglet! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	starofgod 2011-04-13 05:29 pm UTC (link)
	Piglet? That's a new one. But Samson probably does need friends, I just have to clear it with the old man so he doesn't get nervous about his baby. It's all way cuter than it has any fucking right to be. I'm Kokabiel, what's your name? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2011-04-13 07:02 pm UTC (link)
	Mikey will be okay with it, he likes me. I'm Lilo! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	starofgod 2011-04-13 07:07 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, you're Gabey's. Yeah, he'd be cool with that. Just, you know, it's really his dog, so. Nobody wants to see a grown angel cry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2011-04-13 07:08 pm UTC (link)
	Ohh, that would be so sad. He'd get his dignified moustache all wet! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	starofgod 2011-04-13 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, and that would be pathetic, and nobody wants to see that. Is your dog big? Samson's got guts, but he's tiny. A Great Dane or something could probably step on him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2011-04-13 07:14 pm UTC (link)
	Dennis is about six pounds? She's a mutt, and tiny, and she said she'd promise to be careful around him. Hortensia is teeny tiny, and Dennis is good with her. And Dangercat is pretty demure, she's like a dignified old lady who tolerates all the young whippersnappers but secretly loves it. (Kind of like Gabey!) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	starofgod 2011-04-13 07:22 pm UTC (link)
	Which is the dog, Dennis or Hortensia? And yeah, Gabey's the baby of the archs, but he acts like he's older than God. I think you'll be good for him. Raph once called him the youngest fart in the universe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2011-04-13 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	Dennis is the dog, Hortensia is the piglet. Gabey's my zaydeleh. I love him so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	starofgod 2011-04-13 07:28 pm UTC (link)
	Gotcha. But they're both girls? Special dog. And I hope you call him that to his face, I just cracked up thinking about it. I'm not Jewish, but I know bubbe and zaydeh and what they mean. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2011-04-13 07:30 pm UTC (link)
	Dennis picked out her name, it made her laugh when she picked it out. And of course I call him that to his face! I like his grumpy old man face, it's the best to make me laugh. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	starofgod 2011-04-13 07:37 pm UTC (link)
	How did the dog pick out her name? I've always known Gabey as somebody with the world on his shoulders. You probably make him laugh, and I'd probably like you for that even if Mike didn't like you to begin with. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2011-04-13 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	I got her when I was with my ex. He's an inventor, and he made a collar that translates animal noises into words. All my kids have them. I think Mike likes me because I'm... well, he said I'm spunky. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	starofgod 2011-04-13 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	Wow, that's crazy. It really works? Every time I think I've seen what humans are capable of. And Mike definitely likes women who fit that description. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	means_family 2011-04-13 08:04 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, Phineas is a genius, he's so smart. And I punched Mike in the neck the first time I saw him, so I think that's why he likes me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	starofgod 2011-04-13 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	That would totally do it. I've beat him up more than once in my time. (Reply to this) (Parent)