I suppose I'll take that as a good thing. I know you got Michael to bend to your will, and that's only just the slightest bit impressive, considering he's the most stubborn one of us.
But thank you for doing this for him and yourself. On top of what I told you, it simply isn't the most healthful meat to be putting into your system. Those who eat it with great regularity are faced with a higher risk of heart disease.