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Tweak says, "gingers rule"

Asmodeus (fallofman) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2011-03-16 08:48:00

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asmodeus, uzza

Ugh, and I was just starting to get used to things the way they were.

Edit: Does anyone know a doberman breeder who doesn't dock tails or clip ears?

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I swear to all that matters that if anything else rocks Japan like last week rocked it, all my friends and extended family shall be safe.

Uzza, that means you and your cat. I can't care about the rest of the country, or their well-being, but I can sense this crap just before it happens and save those close to me. I'll put the few of you up in my homes, until the worst of it is over.

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	Asmodeus oceanangel 2011-03-16 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you. Yuki and I and her great-great-great-great-great grandchildren are in a hotel in Tokyo. We can come stay with you, if you like. (Reply to this) (Thread)

Uzza

fallofman
2011-03-17 02:03 am UTC (link)

I would very much prefer it if the father of my beloved was somewhere off the islands for the time being. I will send a legion to repair and rebuild your temple as well as the town at the foot of the mountain. They will do it with the utmost care and honor a group of my own can muster.

You and the cats will be spending the interim at my home in the Jinan province of China. There will be fresh water, food, and bedding, as well as all the amenities a home in the city can provide for a man and his ten-or-so cats. Try not to wreck the place, okay? I've also dispatched another army to give the same treatment to Oshima. I'm surprised that the volcano hasn't gone off yet there, to tell you the truth. But so long as those islands are the homes of those I care about, there's fuckall nature can do to make me keep them safe from it.

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	Asmodeus oceanangel 2011-03-17 02:06 am UTC (link)
	You don't have to do that. I'd rather they help out others in greater need. I have help. But I'll be fine and the cats thank you, Yuki especially. She'd like to play with your hair again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Uzza fallofman 2011-03-17 02:09 am UTC (link)
	Like I said, I don't, and can't care about others. If I could, do you think the northern part of the country would be facing imminent nuclear meltdown? Fuck no. I'll come check in on you soon, and let Yuki come slut up against me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Asmodeus oceanangel 2011-03-17 02:11 am UTC (link)
	For what it's worth, I am grateful for your generosity, and the great love you have of my daughter. Don't let her get any ideas! She's my longest lasting relationship, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Uzza fallofman 2011-03-17 02:15 am UTC (link)
	It is my honor as the suitor of your daughter to do this for her and her family. Bah, now who do you think I am? Me? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Asmodeus oceanangel 2011-03-17 02:17 am UTC (link)
	She is lucky to have such a great love. It has been trying for you both, but now you are reaping the profits of patience. Yes. Herein lies my wish for you to be proper! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Uzza

fallofman
2011-03-17 02:20 am UTC (link)

She was certain that my love was found merely between my legs, I have the feeling, but she cannot understand that unlike most beings, sex to me is a shallow thing, which cannot be outdone by actions of great care.

I promise you that your beloved Yuki will know nothing of my sway over all things human and feline in nature, and will only know how warm my hair is, and how gently I pet.

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	Asmodeus oceanangel 2011-03-17 02:22 am UTC (link)
	She trusts you now. She is older, and knows more of hatred and survival than most humans, but she is still naive of love. You are helping. Do not smell of fish. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Uzza fallofman 2011-03-17 02:25 am UTC (link)
	I don't know if you know this, but I absolutely abhor fish. The stink of it sets me off more quickly than anything else possibly could. I gladly promise that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Asmodeus oceanangel 2011-03-17 02:28 am UTC (link)
	I did not, but now that I do, I shall never serve it to you in my home. Thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Uzza fallofman 2011-03-17 02:31 am UTC (link)
	No, my friend. Thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent)