InsaneJournal

Happy (early) Valentine's day, my dear. I have a little surprise for you all tucked away in your wardrobe. I found an old friend of mine to make chocolate that was palatable to a delicate stomach such as yours. It tastes perfect. And it is my conviction that even those who cannot always eat chocolate should be allowed it a single day of the year, just to know that they are loved.

And don't just wolf them down, now. Savor every piece. I had to make a little deal for them, so the filling would suit your sensitive diet. And don't just toss aside the box. that's real gold inlaid in mahogany, and it's suitable for oh, a jewelry box, or a scalpel kit, or a place to keep souvenir teeth...