You appear to be using sarcasm. These...things...do not allow one to discern easily, however. If you are, I hope it is not an indication of everyone here. I may be out of my kingdom, but I am a king and still deserve respect. These things cannot convey it. I cannot believe such creations exist that are not magic. They seem more trouble than good if you ask me.
I know only that I am not in Camelot anymore. And that only magic could transport me like this, and that I wish to know what has happened.