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Catherine Hatshepsut Jackson-Knight ([info]hattie_notqueen) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2010-11-28 19:08:00

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Current mood: confused
Entry tags:hattie jackson, kitt 2

Wait a second -- the motel disappeared, the car disappeared AND the beach disappeared.

What the hell?


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[info]knight_2000
2010-11-29 03:21 am UTC (link)
What? Has Cam run out on you already?

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2010-11-29 03:23 am UTC (link)
Cam? You know I haven't seen Cam since we left Colorado a week ago. What are you talking about?

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[info]knight_2000
2010-11-29 03:25 am UTC (link)
Oh please. Don't play innocent. Are you here for money? How much do you need?

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2010-11-29 03:28 am UTC (link)
Money? You don't have any money. You were just here. With me.

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[info]knight_2000
2010-11-29 03:31 am UTC (link)
Nice try, Hattie. Just tell me how much you need and you can be on your way. I'll have Gideon's Christmas present delivered.

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2010-11-29 03:33 am UTC (link)
Who the hell is Gideon?

Look, if you didn't want to hang around, that was fine. But ditching me at the hotel was kind of lame. I saw you in the parking lot that morning. All I needed to do was get dressed.

Just tell me how to get back to that Wal-Mart where we went shopping and I'll call my dad to come get me.

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[info]knight_2000
2010-11-29 03:36 am UTC (link)
Who is Gideon? What is wrong with you? Gideon. Our son.

Ditching you? What are you talking about? You walked out on me. You practically threw me out the door. We're in London, and unless your dad came through with you, he's not here.

I'll write you a check.

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2010-11-29 03:38 am UTC (link)

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2010-11-29 03:38 am UTC (link)

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2010-11-29 03:38 am UTC (link)
What?

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[info]knight_2000
2010-11-29 03:41 am UTC (link)
Where is Gideon, Hattie? What have you done with him? If this is some kind of ploy to get more money out of me, I'll take you right back to court, believe me. This isn't funny.

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2010-11-29 03:43 am UTC (link)
Look, either you have me mistaken for the wrong person or the other way around. I've never had a child.

I'm sorry. You look like this guy I met once. My mistake.

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[info]knight_2000
2010-11-29 03:47 am UTC (link)
What do you mean you've never had a child? What are you talking about?

You're Hattie Jackson. Formerly Hattie Jackson-Knight. Now. I'll ask you this, just once more. Where is Gideon? You walked out on me, with him, and moved back to America. What have you done with him? If this is about money, you know I'll give you some.

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2010-11-29 03:50 am UTC (link)
I've never been Hattie Jackson-Knight. I've never lived anywhere BUT Ameri- Well, no. Well, yes. That's none of your business.

You look like this guy I went on a roadtrip with. We met on the internet, we went for a drive and um... kind of hooked up in a motel room. When I woke up, I saw him in the parking lot and now he's gone.

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[info]knight_2000
2010-11-29 03:54 am UTC (link)
I know all about the Odyssey. I know all about Cam. When you left me - when you divorced me - you took Gideon with you and moved in with him in a house in Colorado.

I AM THAT PERSON. Why are you doing this?

Wait, what? What year is it? What year is it, Hattie?

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2010-11-29 03:57 am UTC (link)
That's classified information. How could you possibly know any of that? It's 2008, what kind of question IS that?

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[info]knight_2000
2010-11-29 04:01 am UTC (link)
I know that because we were married. You told me all about it. I'm Kitt, Hattie. It's me.

It's not 2008 for me. Not anymore.

Wait, here, let me find it. Ah, look at [THIS] website. It might explain some things for you.

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2010-11-29 04:04 am UTC (link)
Married? When I woke up this morning, you were a CAR, Kitt. A CAR.

Now you're talking about a kid and it's 2010 and we're in a different country and... wait. We WERE married, but now we're divorced? And I want your money or something?

... I need to go.

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[info]knight_2000
2010-11-29 04:08 am UTC (link)
It's 2010, but it's been longer than that for me. It's been nine years for me since I first met you. And yes. We're divorced.

I thought you were here looking for money from me. I'm sorry.

No. You don't have anywhere to stay, do you?

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2010-11-29 04:12 am UTC (link)
Nine years?

I don't want your money, Kitt. I'll find some place to stay. I'll be fine.

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[info]knight_2000
2010-11-29 04:16 am UTC (link)
A lot has happened, Hattie.

Please, Hattie. Stay. With me. Well, not with me, but at my place.

Don't go.

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2010-11-29 04:28 am UTC (link)
I'm not trying to be a martyr, I just-- I don't want it to be awkward, especially for you. I can tell that you're not happy with me at the moment.

Do you know if there's anything at Cheyenne Mountain?

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[info]knight_2000
2010-11-29 04:31 am UTC (link)
It's not you, it's... it's just a long, long story.

I don't know. I can't remember anymore. I don't think so.

Hattie, you can't leave.

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2010-11-29 04:34 am UTC (link)
It sounds like a long story.

I can't?

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[info]knight_2000
2010-11-29 04:36 am UTC (link)
Nine years long.

Hattie, right now, right this very moment, you're... pregnantwithGideon.

So. I would very much appreciate it if you did not leave.

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2010-11-29 04:38 am UTC (link)
I'm sorry, what? I'm pregnant?

We only had sex once.

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[info]knight_2000
2010-11-29 04:41 am UTC (link)
Yes. I know. Trust me on this. Ares had a hand in it. It only gets more complicated from here.

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2010-11-29 04:42 am UTC (link)
I'm pregnant.

With a baby.

YOUR baby.

And we're divorced.

... and you pretty much hate me.




You're a CAR.

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[info]knight_2000
2010-11-29 04:47 am UTC (link)
Yes, because being a car is all there is to me.

Even now you don't understand. I've always loved you. I've never stopped.

It doesn't matter. You'll need money here. You'll need money for the baby. You can have the cash in my wallet, and I'll see to it that you get a check every month, at wherever you decide to stay. How's that?

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2010-11-29 04:50 am UTC (link)
Never stopped? It hasn't been nine years, Kitt. I mean, maybe to you but it's been like, a month.

I can get a job, Kitt. I don't want to take your money. It's okay. We can just... we need to work this out, not just you handing me money. You can't just tell me I'm pregnant and then try and hand me cash from your wallet.

I need time to process this.

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[info]knight_2000
2010-11-29 04:54 am UTC (link)
Right. Of course. You're absolutely right.

You need money to find somewhere to stay if you're not staying at my place.

Of course.

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2010-11-29 04:55 am UTC (link)
You have a place in London?

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[info]knight_2000
2010-11-29 04:57 am UTC (link)
I have two residences. One within the city limits, and one several miles outside of the city.

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2010-11-29 04:58 am UTC (link)
If you're sure I won't be in the way, wherever you want me that's not a problem until I can get a place of my own. I'd really appreciate it.

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[info]knight_2000
2010-11-29 05:01 am UTC (link)
Either one. I'll stay wherever you're not. The estate is outside of London, the flat is in London proper. I've been staying at the flat, but I could leave it for a while.

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2010-11-29 05:02 am UTC (link)
No, I don't want to put you out. I'll stay wherever you're not.

Thank you.

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[info]knight_2000
2010-11-29 05:04 am UTC (link)
Hattie, please don't... please keep the baby.

I'll give you the directions to the estate.

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2010-11-29 05:06 am UTC (link)
What ELSE would I do with the baby?

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[info]knight_2000
2010-11-29 05:10 am UTC (link)
I had thought you might consider an abortion.

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2010-11-29 05:13 am UTC (link)
No.

I know it's been a really long time for you, but I thought you and I were close. Last night was...

Nevermind, it's stupid.

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[info]knight_2000
2010-11-29 05:15 am UTC (link)
Good. Thank you. It's just that I know him already. He's my son.

We were close, Hattie. Very close. I loved you. I married you. It was never stupid to me.

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2010-11-29 05:20 am UTC (link)
No, I was just going to say that last night was when I knew that I loved you and now it just seems stupid because I'm not there and you're here and now I know how it all ends.

It's fine. I'm fine. If you have those directions, I'll just go and take a nap.

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[info]knight_2000
2010-11-29 05:25 am UTC (link)
I would have given anything for it to have never ended. I've never stopped loving you.

[Here]. There's a portkey nearby, or you can take my SUV. I need to go to my office and... do. Things.

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2010-11-29 05:27 am UTC (link)
I feel like I should be apologizing for something, so I'm sorry.

And since I'm not sure about um, portkeys? I'll borrow your car. You obviously know how I drive, so, there's that. And you know where you can get it later.

Thank you.

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[info]knight_2000
2010-11-29 05:32 am UTC (link)
No. You have nothing to apologize for. Nothing at all.

That's. Yes. That's fine.

Don't even mention it. I'll be by to pick up the car later on this evening.

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[info]hattie_notqueen
2010-11-29 05:36 am UTC (link)
All right. I'll um, see you then.

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[info]knight_2000
2010-11-29 05:40 am UTC (link)
I'll see you. Then.

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