You've been here? Well, no wonder I couldn't find you. Fucking Buddha on a biscuit, that's a load off.
Aww, Cassie! Can I hold him? I won't shake him or anything, I promise. ... and we do? Man, I swear Dad was like Johnny Appleseed, only with jizz. And of course Keller's here, he's like a lucky penny. Don't want to get rid of him. Also, he's too large to lose.
Uh, lemme see. Judging from the number of people who sound like bad guys from Star Wars, I am too.