YOU NEED TO COME GIVE JUGGERNAUT SOME OF THAT PUSSY!
THAT'S RIGHT!
BET YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD A 12 FOOT JUGGERCOCK ALL UP IN YOU MOUTH DID YOU?
I USE THIS THING TO KNOCK DOWN CONSTELLATIONS AND PISS ON THE STARS TO DASH THE HOPES AND DREAMS OF SPIDERMONKEYS IN THE ARABIAN DESERT AFTER EATING CAP'N CRUNCH WITH GEORGE WASHINGTON'S DAUGHTERS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DELAWELFARE ON A SATURDAY NIGHT THAT AIN'T ALRIGHT FOR FIGHTING!