Damien
Hi. Um, this is going to sound weird maybe? But I think I've heard of you. Probably not like, you-you, but y'know... a you.
I'm Miniver Cheevy. And I ain't got a thing against demons personally. I used to have a lot of really good friends who were like... versions of Satan or terrorists or space-pirates or drug addicts or whatever... I don't really care what a guy is except the only thing I care that he ISN'T is out to get me. That ain't cool with me because I only like pain when it's, y'know, a gesture of affection, so to speak.