I believe the quote was 'the weirdest creature he'd ever known'. If it makes you feel better, in context I was second only to you. So at least we're in the same boat, there.
He's a friend. He was stalking men with my face, et cetera, et cetera. And no, last I checked he was busy playing cabana boy. To be fair, he still probably contributes more to his household than I do, but I have kids to delegate all that to.
We're in LA, for now, but I'm s- Why are you pants-less?