Kitt
The stuff that makes the best stories is almost never the stuff you want to be living through when you live it. Anyway those are from a book. There's a wizard and a quest and elves and stuff... It's really very good.
It does matter, Kitt. It'll always matter.
...and now it's my turn to be inappropriate and say that sounds kind of slightly dirty. Heh. But it'd be really cool, I've never seen a guy turn into a car before. Or turn back. (Do your clothes change too?)