Miniver
I only wish I'd been inanimate at the time I was with Ares. I was fully human. For most of it. I would say I'm honored to have the weirdest story, except I wish I didn't. The One Ring? Tolkien? I don't know what MESPT is.
I loved her more than anything. I married her. That was my son. We almost had to give him up to Ares for warrior training, but he agreed to allow us to name him after him instead. It doesn't matter now. They're both gone anyway. I took my first drink shortly after that.