Kitt
Okay, I can actually safely say that's the weirdest story I've ever heard, and I've heard some truly weird shit. It's just that none of them involved inanimate objects. Except these two where some wizard guy put part of his soul into various... things. But that ain't quite the same. The One Ring didn't have internet access. [Except in MESPT.]
...um. Dude, that's so many kinds of fucked up, I can't even count them. But damn, you must have really loved that girl.
I've never lived through 1982 in any world so I'm gonna have to look that one up.