Miniver
It's a long one. I met a girl online while I was still a car - a woman, really. A young woman. We got to talking, but I don't think either of us expected things to go as far as they did. Before I even realized what was happening, I had developed feelings for her - so much so that I defied my programming in order to meet with her. She had developed feelings for me as well. I hadn't told her I was a car. Long story short, we did meet up, she accepted me for what I was, and we spent several pleasant days together while I ignored my homing beacon and the calls from my caretakers. And I suppose at some point we were lamenting our fate. I don't know why, but somehow we caught Ares' attention. He wanted us to shut up, I think. Made me human for a day. Lost my virginity that fast. Found out she was pregnant from Ares, also that fast. He agreed to allow me to access my humanity whenever I wished - for a price. He wanted 24 hours with my young lady. I would have no part of it, so I offered myself instead. I wasn't his first choice, but after some wrangling he agreed.
Do not ever agree to be Ares' sex slave, Miniver. Trust me on that one. Just. Don't. There are no safe words.
I'm not very enamored of anyone claiming to be religious. I'm glad I didn't offend you.