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Crowley, Demon (the) [SPN-verse] ([info]kingofthexroads) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2010-06-05 23:18:00

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Entry tags:alexandra winchester, aziraphale, damien thorn, demon crowley, napalm wartooth

That was certainly not my preferred method of travel, and would someone please explain to me how the hell I ended up in a trailer in the ass-end of Montana?


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[info]theangelfell
2010-06-06 06:32 am UTC (link)
Cheerio, dear boy. You might have ended up in Manchester. I rather suspect even the ass-end of Montana can not be quite so...hideous.

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[info]kingofthexroads
2010-06-06 06:36 am UTC (link)
Is it your job to be entirely unhelpful, or is it just a hobby?

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[info]theangelfell
2010-06-06 06:40 am UTC (link)
And here I was, going to offer to assist you, but I think I don't care for your attitude.

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[info]kingofthexroads
2010-06-06 06:44 am UTC (link)
Rather think I'm entitled to some attitude, I was busy and in the middle of things and now I'm ... well, now I'm not.

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[info]theangelfell
2010-06-06 06:53 am UTC (link)
I see. Well, you're hardly the first, nor will you be the last. I'm afraid being drop kicked into this universe does not make one special, it rather makes us all like cattle being herded by a rather obnoxious dog.

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[info]kingofthexroads
2010-06-06 06:55 am UTC (link)
Oh hell, the dog... is fine too. Right, that's good to know at least.

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[info]theangelfell
2010-06-06 06:57 am UTC (link)
I was speaking metaphorically.

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[info]kingofthexroads
2010-06-06 06:59 am UTC (link)
You may have been, but I wasn't. At least I've got some company.

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[info]theangelfell
2010-06-06 07:02 am UTC (link)
That must be a comfort.

I havne't known many to come through with...pets.

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[info]kingofthexroads
2010-06-06 07:03 am UTC (link)
Pup's a good dog, well, Hound, knows where he's needed.

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[info]theangelfell
2010-06-06 07:04 am UTC (link)
I'm sure he'll enjoy the ass end of Montana.

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[info]kingofthexroads
2010-06-06 07:06 am UTC (link)
Reminds us both of home.

Suffice to say, he's far happier about this than I am.

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[info]theangelfell
2010-06-06 07:09 am UTC (link)
If the ass end of Montana reminds you of home...

Right. I should have known.

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[info]kingofthexroads
2010-06-06 07:13 am UTC (link)
Crowley, King of the Crossroads. Not surprised you didn't recognize me, most don't. All part of the job, really.

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[info]theangelfell
2010-06-06 07:15 am UTC (link)
King of the...Crossroads. The Crossroads.

Aziraphale, former angel of the Eastern Gate. Precisely where a snake, also known as the demon Crawly Crowley, slithered in.

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[info]kingofthexroads
2010-06-06 07:19 am UTC (link)
Yes, The Crossroads. The sort where people make stupid decisions and make me a profit.

... Interesting, the Serpent I know is a woman. Well, she was sometimes.

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[info]theangelfell
2010-06-06 07:21 am UTC (link)
Where I'm from, we call that place London.

Oh, he's been a woman from time to time, and dear me it has been a while. Hrm. You might have given me an idea. It's well past time we do something daring.

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[info]kingofthexroads
2010-06-06 07:26 am UTC (link)
Ah, a metaphorical crossroads, the ones I deal in are far more literal.

Curiouser and curiouser, as they say.

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[info]theangelfell
2010-06-06 07:29 am UTC (link)
We, as in My Crowley and I, were stationed in London. What happens beyond, well. I never cared to think about it.

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[info]kingofthexroads
2010-06-06 07:32 am UTC (link)
Sometimes makes things easier if you don't look at the big picture. Hell, that's how I hook most of my deals, really.

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[info]theangelfell
2010-06-06 07:34 am UTC (link)
Good to know, then.

Do you need any...help? Getting settled, I mean.

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[info]kingofthexroads
2010-06-06 07:41 am UTC (link)
I think I'll be alright for now. Headed to Italy after some good advice, going to take stock of my assets, namely: whether I actually have any or not.

Then there's going to be alcohol. Lots of it.

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[info]theangelfell
2010-06-06 07:42 am UTC (link)
That, my friend, sounds like a plan.

Just remember not to drink and drive.

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[info]huniepop
2010-06-06 06:52 am UTC (link)
Lots of new arrivals lately! Here, I'd look at this [website], but you might want to put sunglasses on first.

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[info]kingofthexroads
2010-06-06 06:56 am UTC (link)
That was informative and painful. Thank you.

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[info]huniepop
2010-06-06 06:58 am UTC (link)
Sorry. It's not exactly the most comfy way to travel.

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[info]kingofthexroads
2010-06-06 07:01 am UTC (link)
That part wasn't really so bad, just disorienting, I've had worse.

Crowley, at your service, and you are?

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[info]huniepop
2010-06-06 07:05 am UTC (link)
Oh, you like glitter? Most people complain about how bright it is.

Napalm Wartooth, call me Palm.

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[info]kingofthexroads
2010-06-06 07:07 am UTC (link)
The actual travel wasn't bad, the website's hideous.

Pleasure to make your acquaintance, I'm sure.

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[info]huniepop
2010-06-06 07:18 am UTC (link)
Ohhh, yeah, there's the complaining.

Need help getting anywhere?

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[info]kingofthexroads
2010-06-06 07:20 am UTC (link)
Somewhere with a proper five star hotel would be nice. At least until I can sort out whether or not I've got any actual resources here.

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[info]huniepop
2010-06-06 07:24 am UTC (link)
Portkey somewhere! I like Italy.

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[info]kingofthexroads
2010-06-06 07:27 am UTC (link)
I rather like the way you think. Just have to find one of the blasted things from where I am now.

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[info]huniepop
2010-06-06 07:29 am UTC (link)
That's true, nobody really goes to Montana, there might not be one there.

... steal a car?

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[info]kingofthexroads
2010-06-06 07:33 am UTC (link)
Oh the trailer's mobile. Definitely not my preferred method of travel, but I suppose it'll have to do until I can set it on fire.

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[info]huniepop
2010-06-06 07:35 am UTC (link)
Yeah, that's probably the best thing for it.

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[info]ex_bornofaja490
2010-06-06 02:38 pm UTC (link)
Hey, welcome. I know it seems a bit odd at first. You know, being dropped in another universe, with just yourself, none of what you had before.. but.. well. This place does have plenty of opportunities for someone to seize upon. And parties too. You don't have to stay in Montana though. The portkeys can take you anywhere in the world. Unless.. you have a teleportation power as some have.

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[info]kingofthexroads
2010-06-06 06:49 pm UTC (link)
Thank you for the welcome, I believe I've got everything sorted now. Seems I replaced a traveling salesman, which is a job I'm ... familiar with at any rate.

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[info]ex_bornofaja490
2010-06-06 10:43 pm UTC (link)
Well, that's good. It's never boring here. Hey, maybe you can meet the other Crowley, see if there's any similarities. My name is Damien, by the way.

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[info]princess_alex
2010-06-06 04:05 pm UTC (link)
Explain how you got there? If you've seen the website, the only other explanation is that someone didn't like you.

Kidding.

Welcome.

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[info]kingofthexroads
2010-06-06 06:47 pm UTC (link)
Oh aren't you a humorist. It's alright, I've got it sorted now, but thank you.

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[info]princess_alex
2010-06-06 06:49 pm UTC (link)
Oooh. No sense of humor. Noted.

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[info]kingofthexroads
2010-06-06 06:50 pm UTC (link)
Oh I've got one, but only rarely at my own expense.

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[info]princess_alex
2010-06-06 06:54 pm UTC (link)
Wait until the next big tragi-crisis. You'll laugh a lot at other people then. This place is constantly playing havoc with people's lives.

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[info]kingofthexroads
2010-06-06 06:57 pm UTC (link)
Tragi-crisis, that's a good word, sounds like my kind of amusement.

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[info]princess_alex
2010-06-06 06:59 pm UTC (link)
You're gonna love it here.

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