He asked me to. I obliged. You'll notice I've not done it since. What, exactly, is so wrong with that? He lives, does he not?
What you consider patronizing, I considered civility. Would you like me to stop that as well? I was apologizing for your current predicament, which, by all rights I don't have to. I did nothing. I've not left my apartment in some time. I haven't touched your car, nor would I again, lest you and your mother swoop down upon me for feeding off of him once.