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Tweak says, "Oh captain my captain..."

Max Goof (maximumgoof) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2010-06-02 15:02:00

Entry tags:

dean winchester, max goof, napalm wartooth

Guys, gals, help me out. I'm in one of those relationships that makes me the kind of guy I hate. I'm a shallow asshole who's only in it for the sex. How do you get out of one of those without dying a horrible, gasoline-propelled death?

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	huniepop 2010-06-02 09:06 pm UTC (link)
	... break up with her? I don't know, I'm a bad person to ask about this. Maybe build a bunker? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	maximumgoof 2010-06-02 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	I'm really bad at that, I usually am the guy who gets broke up with, usually in the prospect of better looking, less dorky guys? So this is pretty hard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huniepop 2010-06-02 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	I've never even been on a date, so I don't have the first idea where to start. If it was me, I'd just want honesty. Not super blunt, but maybe "you're beautiful, and we make good friends, but I don't want to hurt you and drag it out any further if I'm not feeling it" or something. I shouldn't have said anything, since I have no idea, I'm sorry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumgoof 2010-06-02 09:13 pm UTC (link)
	No, actually, that's great advice. I just don't know if I can do that without getting my person set on fire! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huniepop 2010-06-02 09:16 pm UTC (link)
	Why would she light you on fire? Are you dating a demon? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumgoof 2010-06-02 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	A redhead. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huniepop 2010-06-02 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	My dad's a redhead. You're fucked. Maybe have a healer on speeddial? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumgoof 2010-06-02 09:22 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know any healers. But thanks anyway. I'm going to really try not to be terrified of what I've got to do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huniepop 2010-06-02 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	My grandmother is one, if you want, I could call her for you? Just in case. Moments of pain lead to happiness eventually. You can do it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumgoof 2010-06-02 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks. Time to soldier up. Thanks for the advice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huniepop 2010-06-02 09:30 pm UTC (link)
	You'll be fine. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	doubleup 2010-06-02 09:06 pm UTC (link)
	Moving always worked for me. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	maximumgoof 2010-06-02 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	I'm kind of in the spotlight, and so is she, so moving probably won't work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2010-06-02 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	Taser? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumgoof 2010-06-02 09:12 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not going to taser someone! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2010-06-02 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	Well, shit, I'm out of ideas, then. Might just have to learn how to take a punch. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumgoof 2010-06-02 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	I'm okay with that. Surviving it is really the most important thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2010-06-02 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	If you want, I can help with that. But you've probably taken a couple of punches, you've got that look. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumgoof 2010-06-02 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	Skater, the ground's punched me more often than other people. But yeah, I've had a couple fights. Thanks, man. I'm hoping it all goes well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2010-06-02 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	Don't you dare take her out to dinner first. Just show up, say your piece, and get out. Don't give her gifts. Don't try to let her down easy, it just makes the drama worse. If you want, we can grab a couple of brews after. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumgoof 2010-06-02 09:27 pm UTC (link)
	That's the best advice I've gotten in this field pretty much ever. That sounds like a good plan. I'll need more than beer, though, this is going to suck out loud. By the way, my name's Max. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doubleup 2010-06-02 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	I might have dumped a few ~~hundred~~ chicks. I'll talk to my kid, see if I can't get you hooked up. Dean Winchester, nice to meet you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maximumgoof 2010-06-02 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	Awesome, thanks. I'll holler once I'm done handing over my balls on a plate to the frightening soon-to-be-ex. (Reply to this) (Parent)