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Tweak says, "To the Batmobile!"

Gar Logan (lewdgreendude) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2010-03-21 01:49:00

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gar logan, sophie frost

You know that feeling you get when you haven't been on a date with a girl you don't know in so long that you don't even remember how it works? I've got that.

Ah, Coffee Shop Girl. She has a name, probably, but she wrote her number on my cup of Grande Caramel Barely Any Coffee In It Monstrosity, so she's Coffee Shop Girl. Is that cute or creepy, the number-on-the-cup maneuver? It was original, anyway, so she gets points for that.

Oof, need a shower before I go, I smell like a wet dog.

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	outgrewthenest 2010-03-21 06:07 am UTC (link)
	What? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	lewdgreendude 2010-03-21 06:12 am UTC (link)
	It was Ashley, I think. Which is going to be distracting as all hell, because I can't see that name and not think of Bruce Campbell. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	outgrewthenest 2010-03-21 06:18 am UTC (link)
	But! It's the weekend. You have me on the weekends. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lewdgreendude 2010-03-21 06:27 am UTC (link)
	She works through the week, I guess. It won't be long. Quick dinner, walk her home, kiss at the door. Then you get my full and undivided. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	outgrewthenest 2010-03-21 06:32 am UTC (link)
	You. What? No! Don't go out with slutty coffee girl. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lewdgreendude 2010-03-21 06:33 am UTC (link)
	She's not slutty. Probably. Maybe. Dare I dream? Why's she gotta be slutty? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	outgrewthenest 2010-03-21 06:35 am UTC (link)
	Gar!! She probably gives her number to all the green guys that walk in there. And I bet she has stupid hair. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lewdgreendude 2010-03-21 06:37 am UTC (link)
	Well, I might have to compete with the Martian Manhunter, but otherwise I'm not too worried. Why's it so strange to think that I just might be charming and witty enough to deserve a few digits being thrown in my direction? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	outgrewthenest 2010-03-21 06:45 am UTC (link)
	Fine. Go on your stupid date. See if I care. You big jerk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lewdgreendude 2010-03-21 06:53 am UTC (link)
	What did I do? You're the one saying that I can't get a date with someone who isn't a whore. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	outgrewthenest 2010-03-21 07:02 am UTC (link)
	Well maybe you could if you weren't too dumb to see what's right in front of your face every weekend! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lewdgreendude 2010-03-21 07:15 am UTC (link)
	Where the hell did this come from? Why do you wait until now to bring it up? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	outgrewthenest 2010-03-21 07:25 am UTC (link)
	Because.. I don't know. I didn't think you were ready to have it brought up. I wasn't expecting you to like a Coffee Girl. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lewdgreendude 2010-03-21 07:37 am UTC (link)
	I don't like Coffee Girl. I don't know Coffee Girl. But what else am I supposed to do? Pine? Go to my best friend and say, "Hey, I know you've lost your family, recently dumped your boyfriend, and it's crazy weird because I was seeing your sister, but let's kiss with tongue?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	outgrewthenest 2010-03-21 07:48 am UTC (link)
	I don't know. No? Yes? It's not like I've been thinking about this stuff. All I know is you mention kissing and all of a sudden I want to throw a poor innocent Coffee Girl off a cliff. A really short cliff with a big mattress at the bottom, but still. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lewdgreendude 2010-03-21 07:50 am UTC (link)
	Listen, I'm going to call whats-her-face and cancel. Then we need to talk. Well, I still need that shower, because of the wet dog situation. Then we need to talk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	outgrewthenest 2010-03-21 07:52 am UTC (link)
	Okay. (Reply to this) (Parent)