We ugly people don't have the luxury of guaranteed good-looking spawn. It is a really big deal if ours are pretty.
Look I know you were probably joking. You know I'm joking. But I'm holed up in some room en entire floor lower than my pre-mature baby. If you honestly think I'm not concerned at all that he might have a heart defect or that his lungs wont hold up off of a respirator or that he still has a 30% chance of dying, you're so very wrong.