Um...okay. So this weekend has been...let's go with interesting. That sounds like a good way to describe what's been going on.
It's not hypertrichosis. That was my first thought, but that would be ongoing and it doesn't explain everything else that's been happening. It also likely would not manifest as suddenly as it did.
Which leads me to my other suspicion, something that requires me to entertain theories that shouldn't technically be feasible. But even there, the logic is flawed - even were I to allow for a moment that lycanthropy is real, there's the fact that the full moon isn't until the 30th. Still, something must be going wrong - it's been years since I last ate meat, but even when I did I was never especially into having my meat rare let alone...
Ugh. Just the thought of it all makes me feel ill. And confused.
Suddenly this world became a whole lot more complicated.