Attention anyone who's ever sailed under me, there's quite a few of you here now, I believe, I've something I need to get off my chest.
All those years I was swanning about as captain? I never had any real sort've qualifications for the job, I was never a navy man, and my knowledge of sailing was ... well, enough to keep a ship afloat, if barely. Relied on crew who knew what they were doing, and things might've just got out of hand when they kept going. But it was a sham through and through.