[apparently someone where he is has explained the keyboard to him]
Let's begin with the fact that you are wearing my face.
I would have more to say to you, but the fact that you are here leads me to believe this is Hell, which leads me to conclude that for some reason, you in fact succeeded in claiming my soul.
Do you often make bargains with mortals, hellspawn? I am Ariel, alchemist, and the man over whom the Lord sent you to hell.