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- ([info]disarmed) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2010-03-04 22:01:00

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Entry tags:edward sexby

I rather suppose it is time to consider a more modern prosthetic, in any case.

Angelica, love. I wrecked the bike. I am at hospital, if you might come and pick me up.

KK, I believe I am on the market for a new two wheeled baby lady.

Not to worry, I am quite all right. Doubtless the doctor would not allow me to view the messages, if I were not.


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[info]steam_punk
2010-03-05 03:22 am UTC (link)
What. Did. You. Do?

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[info]disarmed
2010-03-05 03:25 am UTC (link)
I merely took a curve too fast. It's entirely possible the bike is salvageable. I'm having it brought to the garage.

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[info]steam_punk
2010-03-05 03:32 am UTC (link)
Oh. Well. Yes. As long as the bike is fine, there's nothing to worry about.

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[info]disarmed
2010-03-05 03:37 am UTC (link)
I sustained a few scrapes, and required stitches at my shoulder. Merely another trophy to add to my collection of scars. I'll need a new prosthetic, but the one I had was a bit out dated, in any case. I will be released to my wife once she arrives to sign the release papers, they're not so much as keeping me over night.

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[info]steam_punk
2010-03-05 03:45 am UTC (link)



You know? She'll probably hand you your ass just fine without any assistance. Good luck.

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[info]disarmed
2010-03-05 03:49 am UTC (link)
Truly, the one I worry about is Elizabeth. I can hold my own with Angelica. I'm still not sure how, with my daughter.

Besides, it isn't as if I've done this on purpose. I was rather fond of that bike. Had her running just right.

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[info]steam_punk
2010-03-05 04:11 am UTC (link)
She has you so wrapped around her finger. Good girl.

...Well, whatever they throw at you is from worry. Look contrite, it helps.

I guess I better start talking to racers about better armor too. If you are allowed back on the bike.

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[info]disarmed
2010-03-05 04:21 am UTC (link)
It was the armor I got from you that saved me from further injury. It may be ruined, but it served its purpose.

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[info]steam_punk
2010-03-05 04:24 am UTC (link)
Wonderful stuff, ain't it? But you have stitches. Let's see if we can do better.

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[info]disarmed
2010-03-05 04:28 am UTC (link)
I hardly blame you for that. It was a bit of metal, from my hand, that caught me in the shoulder.

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[info]steam_punk
2010-03-05 04:38 am UTC (link)
Oh, damn ow. Still, if it came from the road or you, the armor should have held up.

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[info]disarmed
2010-03-05 10:18 pm UTC (link)
Unless I wasn't wearing it. But that's neither here nor there.

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[info]steam_punk
2010-03-06 03:50 pm UTC (link)
...I'm sorry, I must be losing my vision because I swear that last bit read like you wouldn't wear your gear when on the back of a bike.

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[info]disarmed
2010-03-06 05:34 pm UTC (link)
Gotcha. Of course I was wearing it. I'm old fashioned, not insane.

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[info]steam_punk
2010-03-06 08:50 pm UTC (link)
A joke, Master Sexby?

Maybe they should do a cat-scan....

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[info]disarmed
2010-03-06 08:52 pm UTC (link)
Not a terribly funny joke I'm afraid.

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[info]steam_punk
2010-03-06 11:09 pm UTC (link)
But you made a funny! This should be encouraged!

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[info]disarmed
2010-03-07 12:03 am UTC (link)
I'm not so sure.

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[info]thedevilswhore
2010-03-05 05:01 am UTC (link)
Oh god are you okay??

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[info]disarmed
2010-03-05 10:18 pm UTC (link)
I am quite all right. I've won another scar to add to my catalog of permanent marks, but it's nothing terribly serious.

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[info]thedevilswhore
2010-03-05 10:20 pm UTC (link)
Don't ever scare me like that again okay? I almost lost you once..

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[info]disarmed
2010-03-05 10:25 pm UTC (link)
I know, madam. But I assure you I am all right. Nothing to worry about, Barely even a scratch.

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[info]thedevilswhore
2010-03-05 10:33 pm UTC (link)
You'd better be. Of course i'll come get you. Where are you?

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[info]disarmed
2010-03-05 10:34 pm UTC (link)
The hospital. In the ER.

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[info]thedevilswhore
2010-03-06 03:56 am UTC (link)
Okay, I'll be right there.

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[info]disarmed
2010-03-06 04:12 am UTC (link)
There are papers the doctor would like you to sign for my release.

Thank you, for not getting terribly upset.

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[info]thedevilswhore
2010-03-06 04:14 am UTC (link)
I'll save getting upset for when you're home.

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[info]disarmed
2010-03-06 04:20 am UTC (link)
I suppose that is fair.

But keep in mind, madam. I am all right. All in one piece, still. More or less. And I've finally worn out that despicable contraption, and I've spoken to the doctor about seeing someone to have a more lifelike hand made for me.

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[info]thedevilswhore
2010-03-06 04:27 am UTC (link)
You're in the hospital and you're just lucky that we're here in this new world where there are actually such things because you probably would be dead otherwise. Again.

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[info]disarmed
2010-03-06 04:33 am UTC (link)
Were we back in our own time, I wouldn't have been on a bike. Would that I'd fallen off my horse as such, the beast would likely have trampled me in any case.

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[info]thedevilswhore
2010-03-06 04:37 am UTC (link)
Yes exactly. I'm just.. as long as you're fine.

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[info]disarmed
2010-03-06 04:38 am UTC (link)
I will be far better, once you arrive to see me out of this place.

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[info]thedevilswhore
2010-03-06 04:44 am UTC (link)
I'm there now, I'll be right in.

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[info]disarmed
2010-03-06 04:48 am UTC (link)
Is Elizabeth with you?

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[info]thedevilswhore
2010-03-06 04:53 am UTC (link)
No, she's with a neighbor. But she's very worried though I told her not to be.

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[info]disarmed
2010-03-06 04:57 am UTC (link)
I'll reassure her as soon as we're home.

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[info]thedevilswhore
2010-03-06 04:59 am UTC (link)
Good. I'm signing your papers, then we'll get you out of there.

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[info]disarmed
2010-03-06 05:06 am UTC (link)
Thank you, madam.

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[info]thedevilswhore
2010-03-06 05:06 am UTC (link)
You're welcome.

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[info]disarmed
2010-03-06 05:09 am UTC (link)
Angelica, I love you. More every day.

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[info]thedevilswhore
2010-03-06 05:11 am UTC (link)
I love you too, Edward. More than I ever thought I could.

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[info]disarmed
2010-03-06 05:12 am UTC (link)
Good. Now, get in here, take me home, so I can kiss you.

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[info]thedevilswhore
2010-03-06 05:13 am UTC (link)
Yes sir.

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