Oh, puh-lease. Random sexual encounters are like, SOOOOOO 2009. And "dating"? Is like, waaaaaaay worse. Only twelve year olds with like, bad acne do that.
OHMYGOODUHESS, do you HAVE bad acne?!?!
You need to like, hook up. DUH. Get with the program, Mr. Bitch. I'm SO totally your girl if you want to know what's hot right now.