Ah, you're one of those cousins-but-not-really people he told me about. Your family is pretty complicated, but it sounds like a lot of good people are in it.
You know, I bet you could totally egg him into it. I mean, becoming officially a mad scientist. From what I hear, there aren't that many in this world. There's not even any in Boston, and this place should be pumping them out, don't you think?