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Zevran Arainai had sex with your mom. (easy_lover) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2010-02-22 23:54:00

Entry tags:

ceevee, marnie harris, wynne, zevran arainai

I have been chosen to go on a most dangerous mission. I fear I may not suceed.

I must go to the grocery store. I have never been to one. Maker, hasten my safe return.

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	velociraaptor 2010-02-23 05:57 am UTC (link)
	That IS a dangerous mission, especially alone. But for the reasonable price of 'whatever candy I can carry' I'll be happy to act as a guide. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2010-02-23 05:59 am UTC (link)
	Guides are most useful! I would humbly accept your proposal. And I hear fantastical stories of 'carts' that I may use to push your sugary loot around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	velociraaptor 2010-02-23 06:00 am UTC (link)
	Oh a handbasket suits me just fine, that'll still be more than I can eat in a month. So! Food Library, what city are you in, guy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2010-02-23 06:03 am UTC (link)
	I am in New Orleans, according to my housemates. My name is Zevran. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	velociraaptor 2010-02-23 06:06 am UTC (link)
	I'm Ceevee, and there's some good markets there, depending on whereabouts you are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2010-02-23 06:06 am UTC (link)
	Do you know where the Guildhall is? Your name suits you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	velociraaptor 2010-02-23 06:22 am UTC (link)
	Well my full name's Cunning Velociraaptor, but it suits me too. Oh! You're Henry's elf-dude aren't you? Yeah, I know where to find you, and there's actually a really good market not too far from there. I'll be there faster than a banana split. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2010-02-23 06:24 am UTC (link)
	I do not know if I am his, but I am employed by his mother, and I do let him ride about on my shoulders. I am also an elf. I suppose that is correct. I will be out front, (Reply to this) (Parent)

	healymage 2010-02-23 05:57 am UTC (link)
	A grocery store? Isn't that where they keep the food? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2010-02-23 05:59 am UTC (link)
	So I have heard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	healymage 2010-02-23 06:00 am UTC (link)
	Why would that be dangerous? And even if it is, you do have the services of a healer at your disposal, my boy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2010-02-23 06:04 am UTC (link)
	I believe we now call them jokes, my lady. Did you have them when you were young? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	healymage 2010-02-23 06:18 am UTC (link)
	Don't sass me, young man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2010-02-23 06:20 am UTC (link)
	Oh, Wynne. Were I not in love with another woman, I would compliment your bosom here. Perhaps you can pretend that I did anyway? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	healymage 2010-02-23 06:23 am UTC (link)
	In love? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2010-02-23 06:25 am UTC (link)
	Surely you are familiar with the concept? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zevran healymage 2010-02-23 06:32 am UTC (link)
	Of course. I merely did not expect it of you ... not because of the persona you present, really, but because you strike me as the type who does not think of real love easily. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Wynne easy_lover 2010-02-23 06:35 am UTC (link)
	It was easier than I think it has been for me in the past. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	road_whisperer 2010-02-23 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	You are not the first I have encounteres who has basic problems with that particular errand. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	easy_lover 2010-02-24 01:35 am UTC (link)
	It is very different from the marketplaces I am used to. (Reply to this) (Parent)