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Lucifer ([info]morningbringer) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2010-02-21 02:21:00

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Entry tags:erik northman, lucifer, mary

The odds against any particular individual existing are astounding.

Roughly one hundred million sperm are in the typical volume of semen that one ejaculates during a sexual encounter. A woman can only become pregnant roughly a quarter of the time, and a conservative estimate for miscarriages is roughly twenty-five percent, most of which happen without the woman ever knowing she was pregnant. The ova is one of hundreds that will be viable within a woman's lifetime. The chances of any particular individual winning the conception lottery and being born are quadrillions to one against.

And yet, despite the odds, a nigh-microscopic not-yet individual is growing in the womb of one Mary Anne McGee.



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[info]quirkyhumor
2010-02-22 06:04 am UTC (link)
*giggle* You're welcome!

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[info]morningbringer
2010-02-22 06:07 am UTC (link)
I don't take credit for your creations, please don't try to lay claim to mine.

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[info]quirkyhumor
2010-02-22 06:11 am UTC (link)
Oh come on, can't you take a joke? You're supposed to be Lucifer pre hissy fit.

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[info]morningbringer
2010-02-22 06:18 am UTC (link)
I'm making progress. I used the word "please." I didn't lead a third of your dominion in open rebellion. It's a step.

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[info]quirkyhumor
2010-02-22 06:20 am UTC (link)
There's the little angel with moxie that I know and love!

I'm happy for you, Lucy. A baby is more precious than anything in the world.

I wish I could have one.

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