Erik
I remember that Seth flirted with me and he got very upset. It's adorable, in its way.
I never understood the obsession with virgins. Why would I want someone with no skill? It's like handing someone a hammer and nails who's never used them and instructing them to go build a house. The results aren't very good.
... or we could convince them to have one of those pregnancy pacts. Those are always good for a few laughs.