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Tweak says, "Will you take me to the ball?"

Miniver Cheevy (miniver) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2010-02-11 18:47:00

Entry tags:

lulu, miniver cheevy, thor

Know what I think?

I think we need to go build snowhouses for the yardwolves that look like giant booze bottles and possibly internal organs.

That is what I think.

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	imakeitgoboom 2010-02-12 12:02 am UTC (link)
	Wolves will not enjoy snow dwellings made with human hands. They would likely track the scent back to you and eat you and ignore the dwellings altogether. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	miniver 2010-02-12 12:05 am UTC (link)
	But these are yardwolves. They already know what I smell like. And they can't eat me, the roadies won't let them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imakeitgoboom 2010-02-12 12:06 am UTC (link)
	Oh. You live with Them. Carry on. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2010-02-12 12:07 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I'm the pet hippy. Who are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imakeitgoboom 2010-02-12 12:13 am UTC (link)
	They keep pets? That is something I was not expecting. Would that not make you a slave? As you cannot keep pet humans if you are a human yourself. I am Thor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2010-02-12 12:28 am UTC (link)
	Well, I'm not really a pet. I'm Pickles' husband. But they call me a pet sometimes. They used to do that a lot more before they figured out what I was actually doing there. You're Thor? Like, the real Thor? Are you Skwisgaar's dad? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imakeitgoboom 2010-02-12 12:30 am UTC (link)
	Yes. The real Thor. Not physically, though I am the patron of his people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2010-02-12 12:32 am UTC (link)
	Yeah but did you ever fuck his mom? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imakeitgoboom 2010-02-12 12:32 am UTC (link)
	No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2010-02-12 12:37 am UTC (link)
	Really? That's kinda surprising cuz I mean... she fucked everyone, even my dad, and I don't even know how the hell that happened since I thought we were from different worlds and times. But yeah anyway. That's really cool, that you know about Dethklok. Do you like... listen to them at Bilskirnir or something? Rock Asgard out? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imakeitgoboom 2010-02-12 12:38 am UTC (link)
	We pay attention to harbingers of Midgard's destruction. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2010-02-12 12:41 am UTC (link)
	Dude. Wait, is that a good thing or a bad thing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imakeitgoboom 2010-02-12 12:41 am UTC (link)
	You tell me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2010-02-12 12:43 am UTC (link)
	Honestly, it's not of any particular concern to me unless it means they're going to die horribly in which case I'd like to put in a request to be there when they get godsmashed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imakeitgoboom 2010-02-12 12:45 am UTC (link)
	It's already happened in other versions of Midgard, or so I have seen. I doubt it will happen here. There's a missing link. It's an unbalanced scale, as well. Too many of some, not any of another. You won't see it happen here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2010-02-12 12:46 am UTC (link)
	Ah. Right. Well it's nice to meet you anyway Mr. Thor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imakeitgoboom 2010-02-12 12:47 am UTC (link)
	Likewise, Pickles' hippie husband. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ultimafury 2010-02-12 02:19 am UTC (link)
	They have you as a patron? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imakeitgoboom 2010-02-12 02:21 am UTC (link)
	Myself, and all the Aesir. But Sweden is my dominion. I look over it and all its children as if they were my own. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2010-02-12 02:28 am UTC (link)
	Ah, so you look after the collective, and not just Skwisgaar. That makes more sense. I love my husband very much, but I was confused. My apologies for my misunderstanding. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	imakeitgoboom 2010-02-12 02:30 am UTC (link)
	He is a very talented man, and his children are also incredibly gifted. There is something to be said for a mother's love in their case, and a mother's scorn in his. Your apologies are unneeded. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2010-02-12 02:33 am UTC (link)
	He deserved more, I try to give it to him. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	miniver 2010-02-12 02:34 am UTC (link)
	HI LULU (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2010-02-12 02:37 am UTC (link)
	Hello, darling. I've missed you, how are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2010-02-12 02:50 am UTC (link)
	I'm trying not to think about anything too hard. How about you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2010-02-12 03:32 am UTC (link)
	Reading, having some tea, watching Sor about to glue his hands together with a hot glue gun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2010-02-12 03:51 am UTC (link)
	That sounds like it would probably hurt a lot. Can I come try? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2010-02-12 04:00 am UTC (link)
	No! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2010-02-12 05:40 am UTC (link)
	You are no fun, Lulu. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2010-02-12 06:02 am UTC (link)
	You may do as you wish at your own home, but I will have some sway over what you do near my already impulsive, in need of some sort of petroleum based solvent son. If you would like to borrow the glue gun, you may do so, but please adhere yourself to things at Mordhaus. Sor is already prone to being impulsive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2010-02-12 06:05 am UTC (link)
	You take things very seriously, all of a sudden, Lu. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2010-02-12 06:07 am UTC (link)
	Oh, I assumed you were being literal. Since Sor did it, I assumed you wanted to as well. I was mostly focused on making sure he didn't take the skin off of both his hands. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2010-02-12 06:08 am UTC (link)
	Apparently, everyone assumes this every time I open my mouth. You would think SOMEONE might have caught on by now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2010-02-12 06:09 am UTC (link)
	When we do, you'll die of shock. No, I like it better this way. I wonder when you'll catch on that we do take you seriously because we value what you say. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2010-02-12 06:12 am UTC (link)
	Lulu, how much value is what I say when what I say involves hot-gluing bits of myself to myself? Or any other obviously unrealistic, exaggerated, or blatantly silly thing? Could you maybe try valuing it as an attempt at levity instead of a mantra or personal motto? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2010-02-12 06:15 am UTC (link)
	Sor had just done it. I do not know if it's common here. You forget I come from a world where almost everything you take for granted as common is alien to me. I will make an effort to do so. However, please do not deflect your current issues with other members of your family upon me. You and I get along. I have no quarrel with you at present. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2010-02-12 06:16 am UTC (link)
	Lulu, I'm not-- ...okay. Whatever. Fine. Come help me build snowthings then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2010-02-12 06:19 am UTC (link)
	Even if it was not your intention, that was my perception. I apologize if I was incorrect. I'd love to, let me put on my gloves. ... no prostate snowthings. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2010-02-12 06:21 am UTC (link)
	I'll come get you in a few minutes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2010-02-12 06:22 am UTC (link)
	I love you, Miniver. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2010-02-12 06:23 am UTC (link)
	... I love you, too, Lu. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ultimafury 2010-02-12 06:24 am UTC (link)
	Good. You realize you've elected to make snowthings with a woman who can summon large balls of ice? You are going to be whitewashed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	miniver 2010-02-12 06:25 am UTC (link)
	Good. Better keep on your toes, missy, I grew up in the mountains. I'm good at this. (Reply to this) (Parent)