Okay... before anyone else asks... it's like this.
I couldn't decide whether to give him a middle name of William after Teague and Bill, or Robert after my father. I couldn't figure out who I wanted to give him a legacy of more, so I smooshed the names together.
I know it sounds weird, but it's not like anyone's going to be calling him that and it means something however weird it sounds.
And Cass kiddo I hope you're doing okay and please come visit if you can or want to and I'll leave when you come over if you want me to but Marnie wants you to come and so do I and I promise I won't be a dick.