Hey, it's working out perfect, now... The road to it sucked but the view's incredible. Bet that made you make your ewface, I'll stop.
Believe me, Aid, I've been tiptoeing around that with uncle Sam for a couple years now. He and I talk a lot. He even came by with baby!You today.
And by 'came by' I mean 'to the hospital' because, contrary to whatever betting pools were open on me nearly killing myself on my board or in my car, I wound up nearly dying while taking a fucking walk. Serves me right, I suppose. My hip was shattered and I've got severe lumbar damage as well as a fractured femur, and some nasty road rash on my face. My family is twisting my arm to get all that healed.
Robbie's here, by the way. He's decided to spend a week in a wheelchair with me, because I dared him to.