Aunt Bela, please stop worrying. ONE person getting into a car accident (the one time he decides to walk) is not Bad Things. It's me being an idiot and not watching where I was going.
And this goes for Robbie, too. I refuse to let either of you sulk and fret on my behalf.
Also, and just as a complete aside, I fucking LOVE Spongebob. As in full out would marry a human version of the show, add one to the harem as it were.
But, you know. The show as a whole. Not Bob himself. Oh wow, I never realized, he's a Robert, too!
ROBBIE I HAVE WASTED THIS WHOLE TIME SEARCHING FOR A GOOD NICKNAME FOR YOU AND THERE IT IS.