Oh, and here I thought you just kept up with your looks. No, honey. Okay. Wow. I get to play welcome wagon. Click on [this here] link, and be sitting down, preferably with a pair of shades.
Now that you've read it (and I assume you have), Your little girl's all growed up, got kids've her own.
If you need those stitches fixed up, I'm pretty handy with needles of all sorts. The name's Artan.