InsaneJournal

Dear Iggy,
I don't really know the best way to do this, but I'm pretty sure this isn't it. Probably one of the worst. But, uh. Basically wanted to give you the chance to, like.. pretend you never read this, if you don't like it. Or something. You don't even have to worry about saying anything or anything. I just wanted to.. say this.

I like you. Like, um, a lot. I've kinda had a crush on you for a long time. You probably don't know it, but you're a pretty attractive guy. When we actually talked the first time, I was kinda hoping you'd be a jerk so I could stop liking you, but you weren't. You were.. one of the nicest people I've met. You just had to be funny, and sweet, and you smell nice.

Please don't think I'm implying that you're the sort of person who would feel that way about me. I mean. I'm pretty sure you're not. This is me barking up the wrong tree and everything. So um. Don't be offended or anything. I'm just telling you because it seemed like something that needed to be done. I don't expect anything. Really, you can just pretend you never saw this if you want. I don't want to lose you as a friend because of this, so if you don't say anything, I'll just go on like normal and it'll be fine.

-Sam

P.S. I went out to find breakfast.