Ms. Van Helsing, it is most certainly not our doing! We're quite innocent, in fact. Please direct your attention to this [glittery website] whereupon you will find what answers you can.
Aye, we were blown here too. Currently rather busy, helping with cleaning up Port-Au-Prince, but should you need a guide, you could possibly wrangle up help from a blind man or another delightful member of the community.