Greg (Inevitably Visible to Jules and Ray)
It's the delicious vague factor I have, my...je ne sais pas? Is that how you spell it? Fuck French, frankly, I don't give a damn. Romantic to say, a bitch to type.
Then you are set! You have no reason to worry about being in the tabloids! I'll be all sweaty and gross and generally look awful while you are shining like a star beside me, it'll be wonderful press for you.