If it makes you feel better, she's incredibly like me. Although she looks like her mother; at least, with the haircolor thing. And she's one of the sexiest women I know. Not that I'd dare call you a woman, love- at least not until I get to see those sexy legs of yours in a proper skirt.
Of course you wouldn't. And what am I, if not temptation? Unless that was you asking me to back off, in which... forget I ever said anything.