I don't care who wears it, I'd love pictures though. Darling, next to my Jules, you are my best friend. Daunting, I know, but there it is! Anytime you need anything, don't hestitate more than your pride makes you to ask. Oh, and I love sappy, and hate being smothered in my sleep, so your secret is safe with me! And you have no idea how much 'I've got a heart on for you' is making me giggle. I'm probably still going as you read this. I won't be able to ask Jules to put it on with a straight face, I know it. Mind, a 'straight' face is not what's called for, I suppose...
I hope your Valentine's is filled with rough sex, ladies pants and at least a touch of romance, darling Gregory. I know mine will be. Or at least, here's hoping!
ps Pick a colour and a style, dear, and it's yours. I should take some strain off your other sugar daddy, after all, and get you something pretty to play with when you aren't driving your car. And before you say 'it's too much' (I know you are just oh so modest and humble sometimes to throw me off), I'm a bloody rock legend and they'll give it to me if I ask, so think nothing of it.
pps Love you, darling.
ppps Send Ray my love and kisses and a slap on the rump. Then tell him to slap you on the rump for me. Then-Oh, now I'm just charting out your evening of fun! Happy Valentine's, dear.
I'm sure you get thousands of these a year, but what's one more, darling? I hope you are spending the day with everyone you can that you love. Happy Valentine's, dear Jack.
You, me, a romantic evening tonight? I've run out to deliver and pick up a few things, and promise not to have a building fall on me and make me late. That was awfully rude last time and I won't do it again! I'll see you later, darling.