Well, times change. Wasn't sure if you had caught on to this blessed diet fad going around. Humans are relatively low fat, in this day and age.
Things are well enough, I suppose. Don't worry about the wedding. You didn't miss much, all told. Ceremony, tradition, all of those blasted things. And any times you're in the mood for a party, feel free to stop by the club. Shouldn't be too hard for you to find.